Can You Teach Dance Fat?

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Fat Kid Slaps Mother


While not your conventional dance, this little butterfuck decides to implement a lesser known deviation known as the "Five Finger Pimp Sandwich". The dance is simple-
1. Get pissed at a hoe
2. Let the anger boil into the palm of your hand
3. Once ready, take said hand and elegantly maneuver it across hoes face
4. Repeat as necessary.

If done correctly, it should resemble the salsa. And by salsa, I mean your fat ass is gunna be hungry for some salsa from all that slapping.