Can You Teach Dance Fat?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Beef Up, Skinny Bitch

You consider yourself a fat dancer? Eat Shit! Better yet, eat a few bars of butter, a wheel of cheese and a few baby mammals. Don't go bringing this weak shit into the church of large booty shakin, Twiggy. The only thing more criminal than your skinny physique are your dance moves- a fat man wouldn't, ney, COULDN'T move like that. You better make damn sure that you're morbidly obese before submitting your next video, Kiera Knightley.

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