Can You Teach Dance Fat?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Shake Your Bon Bon

I don't know if this is what Ricky Martin intended when he wrote his timeless classic. I imagine he envisioned a senorita lathered in hot oil swinging her ass in his face (or if you buy into the gay rumors, a dude in a banana hammock jiggling his nuts around). But the same creative freedom that allowed Martin to shake his sculpted ass has birthed this gem- a horrendously fat asshole stirring his belly fat around like a bowl of batter. The nipple licks were a nice touch, too. Now that's what I call "livin la vida I'm gunna be dead in a year!"

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